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PostSubject: HELLJOKE PINOY---.1   Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:00 pm

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BAGSAK

TEACHER: OK CLASS,ONLY JUAN GOT 99/100 IN SCIENCE.

JUAN: OHA! ANO KAYO NGAYON? MAMUNDOK NA LANG KAYO,MAGTANIM NA LANG KAYO NG KAMOTE MGA BOBO,MGA WALANG PINAG-ARALAN,MGA UBOD NG TANGA,BAKIT HINDI PA KAYO MAGPAKAMATAY?

TEACHER: THE REST GOT 100%.

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MATH CLASS

GURO: JUAN,KUNG AKO'Y MAY 5 ANAK SA UNANG ASAWA AT 7 NAMAN SA PANGALAWA AT 3 SA PANGATLO MERON AKONG?___

JUAN: KALANDIAN PO....ISA KANG KERENGKENG MAAM,MALANDI KA,HALIPAROT,KALADKARIN,MAKATI,MAHILIG,PARIWARA,POKPOK AT IMMORAL...

GURO: UMUPO KA,TANG INA MO,DI KA MAKAKAPASA GAGO!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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WEH


SI TEACHER MAY TINATANONG KAY JUAN....

TEACHER: JUAN KAPAG MAY LIMANG IBON TAPOS BINARIL MO YUNG APAT ILAN NA LANG?

JUAN: WALA NA PO TEACHER.

TEACHER: PAANO MAGIGING WALA?

JUAN: EH KASI GANITO PO TEACHER,KAPAG BINARIL MO ISA SA KANILA LIPARIN PO AGAD SILA,HALI KAYO TEACHER KAYO ANG UMUPO AT AKO NAMAN ANG MAGTUTURO.. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing



NURSERY


NURSERY: MAAM,KAPAG PINAGHALO PO BA ANG TIDE AT ARIEL,BUBULA PO BA?

MAAM: OO NAMAN.BAKIT?

NURSERY: WALA LANG PO(SABAY BULONG SA KATABI)---.ADIK SI MAAM,WALA PA NGANG TUBIG,EXCITED NA BUMULA.---SAYANG ANG TUITION FEE NATIN DITO... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


KOPYAHAN KUNO


BERTO: KARDO KUMUSTA ASSIGNMENT MO?

KARDO: MASAMA BERTO,WALA AKONG NASAGUTAN.BLANK PAPER PINASA KO!

BERTO: NAKU! AKO RIN! PAANO 'YAN,BAKA IISIPIN NI MAAM NAGKOPYAHAN TAYO!

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KUNG GENIUS KA


---.KUNG GENIUS KA,GANITO ANG MANGYAYARI.---

1. PUMILI KA NG KAHIT ANONG NUMBER.

2. ADD MO 63.

3. SUBTRACT MO 18.

4. ADD MO NAMAN 6.

5. ISUBTRACT MO ANG TOTAL SA NUMBER NA NAPILI MO SA STEP 1.

---.AT KUNG GENIUS KA(NAFOLLOW MO INSTRUCTIONS),51 ANG ANSWER.---

---.KUNG DI MO NAGETS,BOBO KA.---

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EWAN

DEAR BULAG,

ALAM KONG DI MO AKO NAKIKITA PAKISABI NA LANG KAY BINGI NA NANALO SI PILAY SA TAKBUHAN.

NAGMAMAHAL,

WALANG KAMAY

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IBA ANG PINOY

A ROBOT THAT CAN CATCH THIEVES INVENTED BY SCOTLAND YARD POLICE WAS TESTED IN A LONDON MALL.IN FIVE MINUTES THREE THIEVES WERE NABBED BY THE ROBOT.AGAIN,THEY TESTED IT IN A NEW YORK MALL,IN FIVE MINUTES TEN THIEVES WERE NABBED.FINALLY,THEY TESTED IT IN THE PHILIPPINE'S MALL OF ASIA,IN THREE MINUTES THE ROBOT DISAPPEARED.

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GIFTED CHILD

ISANG ARAW KASAMA NI LORNA ANG KANYANG ANAK NG NAKITA NILA SI GONDANG ANG KUMARE NI LORNA.

LORNA: OH KUMARE,NAKITA MO NA BA ANAK KO? GIFTED CHILD ITO.

GONDANG: SIGE NGA PAKITAAN MO AKO.

LORNA: SIGE,ANAK WHO DISCOVERED PHILIPPINES?

ANAK: SIYEMPRE,SI MAGELLAN.

GONDANG: NAPAKADALI NAMAN NYAN EH WALA BANG MAS MAHIRAP TULAD NG MATHEMATICS?

LORNA: BAKA SABIHIN MO SCRIPTED GINAGAWA NAMIN IKAW NA MAGBIGAY NG TANONG SIGE.

GONDANG: SIGE,SIMPLE LANG ITO 9215+43412+523+25+1395=? WHAT IS THE SUM?

ANAK: THE SUM IS THE CENTER OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM.

GONDANG AT LORNA: PAKYU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: KIRK SAYS___   Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:01 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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