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PostSubject: HELLJOKE PINOY---.2   Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:18 pm

HELLKIRKHELLKIRK



ANO ANG MANGYAYARI

MATHEMATICS ANG LEKSYON SA ISANG KLASE SA LOOB NG PAARALAN.

GLENN PANGA(GURO): HELLKIRK MAYROON AKONG ISANG PIRASONG KARNE,HINATI KO.ILANG PIRASO ANG NATIRA?

HELLKIRK: DALAWA PO GURO.

GLENN PANGA(GURO):HINATI KO PA.

HELLKIRK: APAT PO.

GLENN PANGA(GURO):HINATI KO PA ULI.

HELLKIRK: WALO PO.

GLENN PANGA(GURO): HINATI KO PA ULI.

HELLKIRK: LABING-ANIM PO.

GLENN PANGA(GURO): HINATI KO PA ULI.

HELLKIRK: 32 PIRASO NA PO.

GLENN PANGA(GURO): HINATI KO PA ULI.

HELLKIRK: 64 NA PO.

GLENN PANGA(GURO): HINATI KO PA NG DALAWANG BESES.

HELLKIRK: GINILING NA PO ANG KARNE NIYO GURONG PANGA.

---.AWWW....BWAHAHAHA..NABARA SI GURONG PANGA.--- Laughing Laughing Laughing


BS MATH


GLENN PANGA: ANO ANG KUKUNIN MONG KURSO SA KOLEHIYO KIRK?

KIRK: ENGINEER BS MATH.

GLENN PANGA: ANO NGA PALA IBIG SABIHIN NG BS MATH?

KIRK: BOBO SA MATH... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


HOSPITAL


PASYENTE: OKEY BA ANG SERBISYO SA OSPITAL NA ITO?

DOKTOR: OO NAMAN.SIGURADO YAN.

PASYENTE: PAANO KUNG HINDI AKO SATISFIED?

DOKTOR: IBABALIK NAMIN ANG SAKIT MO.... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


TATLO NAGPAPALIGSAHAN


JUDGE: NGAYONG ARAW MAGKAKAROON TAYO NG PALIGSAHAN,PATAGALAN SUMISID.IKAW MAUNA GLENN.

GLENN SUMISID MAY NAKITANG PATING,UMAHON.

JUDGE: IKAW NAMAN SAKALAM.

SAKALAM SUMISID MAY NAKITANG BALYENA,UMAHON.

JUDGE: IKAW NAMAN KIRK.

KIRK SUMISID MAY NAKITANG SYOKOY,NAGKAKARA-KRUS,TUMAYA SIYA BENTE NATALO SIYA,UMAHON.

JUDGE: OK ANG PANALO AY SI KIRK.

KIRK: ANONG PANALO....BUSET TALO PA NGA AKONG BENTE EH.

---.HEHEHEHEHE.--- Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


ESPIRITU SANTO


---.SA SIMBAHAN.---

PARI: JUAN! BAKIT KA NASA LABAS?

JUAN: BINABANTAYAN KO LANG PO YUNG BIKE KO BAKA PO KASI MAWALA EH.

PARI: HINDI YAN MAWAWALA BABANTAYAN YAN NG 'ESPIRITU SANTO" TARA NA SA LOOB,TEKA MARUNONG KA BANG MAGDASAL...?

JUAN: OPO SA NGALAN NG AMA NG ANAK AMEN!

PARI:TEKA PARANG KULANG YATA..? NASAAN YUNG "ESPIRITU SANTO"

JUAN: AHH NASA LABAS PO BINABANTAYAN YUNG BIKE KO.

---.HEHEHEHEHEHE.--- Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


CLASS PICTURE


TEACHER: OK CLASS LALABAS TAYO UPANG MAGPA-CLASS PICTURE.PARA MAALALA NYO KAPAG MALAKI NA KAYO.MASASABI VIEW NA.

UY! SI KIRK POLICE NA
UY! SI GLENN JANITOR NA
UY! SI SAKALAM FOUNDER NA

SI KIRK HUMIRIT

KIRK: UY! SI MAAM PATAY NA!!!

---.HEHEHEHEHEHE.--- Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


LAB


---.EKSENA SA LABORATORYO.---

BOY OFFLINE: ANG BOBO KO TALAGA SA ENGLISH.

GIRL ONLINE: BAKIT NAMAN...?

BOY OFFLINE: KASI DI KO ALAM KUNG ANO ANG ENGLISH NG "NASA LAB AKO NA KASAMA KA".

GIRL ONLINE: AHH..YAN LANG PALA MADALI LANG YAN EH DI.."IM IN LAB WITH YOU".

BOY OFFLINE: OHH ANO TAYO NA BA...?

GIRL ONLINE: AHH?

BOY OFFLINE: WALA...(BINGI).

---.HEHEHEHEHE.--- Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


NAHIMATAY

LAMOK DUMAPO SA TENGA NI GLENN PANGA MAY IBINULONG.

LAMOK: BUNTIS AKO.

GLENN PANGA: HA! SINO ANG AMA?

LAMOK: IKAW.

GLENN PANGA: [NAHIMATAY]

---.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.--- Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


ITAY,ITAY,AKO'Y BUMIGAY

ANAK: TAY,AMGIGING PROUD PO BA KAYO SA AKIN KAPAG SINABI KONG...AKOY DI NA VIRGIN?

TATAY: DIYOS KO PO! MGA KAPITBAHAY LALAKI NA ANG ANAK KO.MACHONG-MACHO NA GAYA KO! SIGE MALIGO KA NA ANAK AT MAG -AYOS.MAGDIRIWANG TAYO.

ANAK: PASS MUNA TAY! SA SUSUNOD NA LANG,KUMIKIROT PA PO PUWET KO EH.

---.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.--- Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


BRA


ANAK : DADDY KIRK IM FIFTEEN NA CAN I WEAR BRA NA?

DADDY KIRK: HINDI PWEDE.

ANAK: BUT DADDY ALL MY FRIENDS ARE WEARING BRA NA.

DADDY KIRK: HINDI NGA PWEDE___ GLENN TUMIGIL KA DIYAN PAPANGAHIN NA KITA EH.

---.HAHAHAHAHAHA.--- Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing








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PostSubject: KIRK SAYS___   Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:02 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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